2010 Schedule

Date	Event	Description
March 27	2010 LWA Hall of Fame Banquet 7 PM	The Class of 2010: Kev Shaw, Derek Sollosi, Kary Shepko and a team to be determined. Hosted by Andy Waskie
April 3	Official Games to Begin 12 Noon	Games will be played but due to previous commitments from several players, Opening Day will be the following weekend
April 10	5th Annual 2010 LWA Opening Day 11 AM	Festivities will be announced soon
April 24	NFL Draft Day Tradition 12 noon	games to be determined
TBA	Battle of the 'Burbs	Squads representing Levittown, Croydon, Bristol, Bensalem, Langhorne, Fairless Hills and Morrisville will battle for turf supremacy
TBA	All Star Teams Announced	LWA Commissioner Brian Dickerson, President Cade Feeney and Chairman Andy Waskie will present the announcement live on www.lwawiffleball.com
TBA	2nd Annual All-Star Game	Format to be decided
TBA	Annual LWA Camping Trip	Take the weekend, gather your boots, and tell stories by a campfire. An oh yeah... Wiffleball games!
TBA	Pot Luck Tournament	Arrive at 1130am for the live drawing! Teams will be decided by sheer Pot Luck!
TBA	2nd World Series of Wiffleball	Format to be announced soon!
TBA	2nd Annual LWA Awards Banquet	details pending

LWA 2007 Year in Review

January 2007

January 1 – New Year begins. Nobody is talking Wiffleball
January 5 – Hall of Fame Voting starts. Year 4 of the Gary Repko snubbing begins.
January 9 – Phil Shipos votes for himself for the 4^th consecutive year
January 10 – Comet Chasers GM Bill Shaw resigns, citing “no good reason”
January 22 – www.lwawiffleball.com is born. 7 Visitors accidentally log on.
January 22– Mike Lubieski, Cade Feeney, Bottlerockets and Spacedick are announced as the 2007 Hall of Fame Class.
January 24 – Lovable All-Star Frank Morelli’s first Morelli Munchie of the year is written.
January 26 – Tim Shaw is traded from the Poisonous Seahorses for Ray Debo, Johnny Lombo and a 3^rd round pick in 2008… basically a trade for no real reason at all.
January 31 – The new LWA team logos are unveiled. GM’s enjoy a nice laugh

February 2007

February 15 – A GM meeting is held. Nothing gets accomplished.
February 24 – In preparation for Opening Day, Field Maintenance Day is held. Basically it’s Redding raking while Andy barks orders and Nick sits around and smokes.  

March 2007

March 2 – Shady Woodsmen’s GM Nick Waskie celebrates his birthday by throwing himself a party.
March 3 – The LWA’s 1^st Annual Hall of Fame Banquet is held, inducting Mike Lubieski.
March 10 – Spring Training begins. No one arrives.
March 17 – Pitches and catchers report. No one reports.
March 24 – New player tryouts. No one tries out.
March 30 – Opening Day 2007. Vince Shipos karate chops pasta.
March 30 – Kev Shaw strikes out 12 in a frustrating 3-1 loss to Phil Shipos and the Morrisville Creek Runners 

April 2007

April 6 – Dustin Riccardo walks out of a game after exchanging words with Brian Dickerson, also known as Guzz. He returns moments later and offers many packs of diapers as an olive branch. Alleigh appreciates it.
April 14 – Cade Feeney’s surprise 30^th B-Day celebrated by playing Wiffleball
April 14 – Jay Oseredzuk hurls a 6 Inning No-Hitter striking out 10 versus Dagobah Sandtraps
April 28 – Pommelhorse Warriors send Bill Shaw and a 4^th Round Pick to the Angry Silverbacks for Vince Shipos and a 1^st Round Pick in perhaps the most lopsided trade in league history. Bill missed several weeks due to injury and Vince burst onto the scene as a viable Rookie of the Year candidate.
April 28 – Nick Waskie rams a Walk-Off Grand Slam off Guzz
April 28 – A crazy game. Andy Waskie homered on the 1^st pitch of the game off Vince Shipos. He then called his shot on his 2^nd at bat Homer. Andrew Laba also homered on the 1^st pitch he ever saw as an LWA hitter.

May 2007

May 8 – Chris Schmitt is traded for Greg Davis… a deal where neither player gave a shit.
May 12 – Longtime Croydon legend Bobby Teenager is arrested for a DUI.
May 12 – Andy Waskie and Guzz Homer 5x in a row in a game versus Jay Oseredzuk and Jon Redding
May 12 – Jay Oseredzuk throws a No-Hitter vs. Winter Warlocks, striking out 8
May 22 – Bad blood between Andy Waskie and Guzz is prevalent when Andy wins another game versus him.

June 2007

June 2 – Kim Laba and JE both debut for the LWA
June 2 – Infamous “Gayest Catch Ever” occurs between Steve Hauber and Andrew Laba
June 9 – 1^st Jewish player joins the LWA (Levi – last name probably something that ends in stein)
June 9 – Kyle Downs’ LWA debut
June 15 – Bill Shaw is placed on the 15-Day DL, his first appearance there since a brief one night stand in 1998.
June 16 – Vince Shipos throws a No-Hitter for Smoked Tee-Ta’s
June 21 – LWA Throwback Night
June 21 – Trish Miller’s LWA debut begins by hitting a lob ball Home Run of Andy Waskie.
June 30 – Brian Hauber teams with Shawn “Buddafet” Williams on the Morrisville Creek Runners. Of the 14 All-Time Hit Backs, Hauber and Buddafet combine for 7.
June 30 – Winter Warlocks last game is a 5-3 walk-off victory against Dagobah Sandtraps
June 30 – Winter Warlocks contracted by the LWA. Warlocks GM Guzz responds, “Who contracted them – LWA or LWAndy” 

July 2007

July 3 – Bill Shaw’s cyst removed from his lower back. Friends and family reply, “Ewww”
July 3 – Guzz suspended 10 Games by LWA Commissioner Cade Feeney
July 3 – Fred Kerner suspended 20 Games for quitting in the middle of a game (suspension later reduced to 10)
July 7 – Kev Shaw wins the 2007 All Star Game MVP
July 8 – Waskie Brothers, Andy and Nick, bash 5 Home Runs apiece as their team Redding Finally Got His Back Hair Trimmed destroyed Jerk Store 21-3. It’s the 1^st and only time Andy and Nick teamed in 2007.
July 14 – Vanilla & Chocolate team for the first time in 7 years in a 14-6 win over Ball Scratchers

August 2007

August 4^th – DTA indoctrinates new member Vince Shipos is a 2 Game Sweep of Skandar Ackbar, Val Venis and Cobra Commander.  

September 2007 

September 8 – Andy Waskie throws a 1-Hitter as Angry Silverbacks (Gary Repko, Andy, Jon Redding and Bill Shaw) defeat Pommelhorse Warriors (Cade Feeney, Vince Shipos, Bill Shaw and Jon Redding). Yes, you read that right.

October 2007

October 13 – Best of 5 Series is held to much success. 
October 20 – Andy Waskie hits Home Run #300 off Jon Redding as 2 Manly Cocks and a Werewolf beat 3 ½ Arms 15-0.

November 2007

November 17 – LWA Awards Banquet is held. Potent Jerusalem pot almost ruins the event as Andy bugs out moments before it’s start.
November 17 – It’s announced Jay Oseredzuk will be enshrined in the LWA Hall of Fame in 2008

December 2007

December 2 – 2008 Draft is held via text message. Guzz is taken 1^st Overall by the Poisonous Seahorses

  

If you would like to add anything else to this timeline – please don’t hesitate to send me an e-mail as I’m positive I’ve forgotten some moments.